† 004 [Video]

[hullonurse]

[Upon the deck of the Weather Hardy, there stands the perfect image of a pirate queen (yes, that's what she's actually wearing) in all her splendor, smirking down at the communicator.]

Yarr, we here be claiming this ship in the name of England. [But, Rosemary, you're a pirate, pirates don't claim things in the name of their country-] If ye be wanting it back, we'll require all your gold, jewels and rum. [Yeah, that sounds more pirate-ish.] Then maybe we'll be considerin' your request, after you've begged a little.

[In the background, a male, English voice can be heard shouting something pirate-ish and those with good eyes might be able to make out the male England dressed similarly.]

In the meantime, you'll all be addressin' me as Captain Kirkland, and any scurvy dog who doesn't will feel the edge of my sword.

... [After letting that sink in, her smirk grows just a little and her voice drops back to her more normal, refined accent.] This is all rather fun, isn't it?

[ooc; Yeah, both England's have "commandeered" the Weather Hardy. I'll be responding to threads but be prepared for viscous threadjacking by Male England on occasion too. This here be lawless waters, savvy?]

Comments

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

We shall see about that. The hangman will earn two pairs of boots when I've captured you both!

[hullonurse]

[Pouts] Are His Majesty's men in the habit of hunting down poor, innocent ladies now then? Standards are slipping.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

One is hardly innocent if one is caught red-handed in numerous acts of piracy.

[hullonurse]

I wouldn't call this "caught", m'love, you'll have to come here and clap us in irons for that.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Consider it done, pirate!

[hullonurse]

[Smirks again and leans forward, resting her chin on her elbow and wow is that cleavage did you know she had cleavage?]

I anticipate yer attempts eagerly, soldier boy.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

. . .

S-stop that! You cannot fool me with your wily ways, woman!

[hullonurse]

[Raises an eyebrow.] Stop what, lovey? Don't be remeberin' trying to fool you.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Being a wily woman, that's what!

[hullonurse]

I'm a pirate, y'daft bastard, I be supposed to be wily.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

You are more wily because you're a woman. A very... ... interesting woman.

[hullonurse]

[Sighs and leans back, running her hand through one of her pigtails as she does so.] Are yer gonna prattle on all day, lovey, or put me in chains like a good servant of his majesty?

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I will do more than put you in chains, vile temptress! You will see!

[hullonurse]

I be thinking you may have been temptin' yerself, love...

[Waits on board her ship!]

/channels my inner brit

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Under the authority of Her Majesty I order you to step down from this ship immediately, surrender your arms and not to resist your lawful arrest for the grave crimes of piracy!

[hullonurse]

... Dear Lord.

[Throws a boot at him. It's not hers, because she can't take her own clothes off, but she found one somewhere. Maybe it's Arthur's. Maybe it's Japan's! Who knows.]

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

That was very rude, ma'am! All I ask is that you lay down your weapons and come quietly!

If you do not comply or resist, I shall not hesitate to use force!

[hullonurse]

[Leans over the edge of the ship.] Nay, I doubt you could be defeatin' me, soldier boy.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I could with one hand tied behind my back!

[hullonurse]

Then be coming up here to try it, soldier boy.

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I give you one more chance to surrender quietly!

[hullonurse]

Do I be looking like that kind of woman?

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

[hullonurse]

[Is Rosemary the only one properly armed on this ship

Really

Really?]

Aye, there's a good lad...

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

...

Merde.