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[hullonurse]

[Upon the deck of the Weather Hardy, there stands the perfect image of a pirate queen (yes, that's what she's actually wearing) in all her splendor, smirking down at the communicator.]

Yarr, we here be claiming this ship in the name of England. [But, Rosemary, you're a pirate, pirates don't claim things in the name of their country-] If ye be wanting it back, we'll require all your gold, jewels and rum. [Yeah, that sounds more pirate-ish.] Then maybe we'll be considerin' your request, after you've begged a little.

[In the background, a male, English voice can be heard shouting something pirate-ish and those with good eyes might be able to make out the male England dressed similarly.]

In the meantime, you'll all be addressin' me as Captain Kirkland, and any scurvy dog who doesn't will feel the edge of my sword.

... [After letting that sink in, her smirk grows just a little and her voice drops back to her more normal, refined accent.] This is all rather fun, isn't it?

[ooc; Yeah, both England's have "commandeered" the Weather Hardy. I'll be responding to threads but be prepared for viscous threadjacking by Male England on occasion too. This here be lawless waters, savvy?]

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[straw_hat]

[WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA HOLD. THE. PHONE. What the hell do you think you're doing. WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. That is HIS ship, thank you very much. And he's not gonna let some poser pirates do whatever the fuck they want on it.

So have a lion!Luffy running onto the ship, growling and getting ready to pounce unless you get the hell off his ship.]

RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

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[noblemen.livejournal.com]

[ holy shit it's a lion get in the car ]

Oi, Kirkland! Pour it on to this here beasty, and you, infernal beast, raise a claw to the lady and it'll be your last... [ And with that, he withdraws his cutlass! Which... depending on how cruel the Gods of Fortuna are, may or may not be made of plastic. ]

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[hullonurse]

[Rosemary's sword isn't make of plastic...

But she draws it anyway, staring at Luffy in shock.]Ya scurvy bilge rat, what the bloody hell are you supposed to be!

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[noblemen.livejournal.com]

I'm captain here, m'lady, and as a gentleman o' fortune, I be's asking the lady first, what be her poison? [ Hey, look what he found! Of course, not on the ship, but somehow, he managed to locate some grimy alcohol in a dull bottle, holding it out to Rosemary in all its dulled glory. ]

Aye, body o'me, 'sthe finest way to send a man to his grave or I'm mistook and'll I shoot me'self in the face with the first pistol I find, m'lady.

[hullonurse]

I think ye'll find, matey, that I be the captain of this vessel and I'll gladly fight you for it, should it prove necessary. [Takes the grog, though, because obviously the only thing better than crazy pirates is crazy drunk pirates.] And no shootin' yourself just yet, lovey.

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

You there! I'll have you dragged to the gallows for this!



I-- I--Rosemary! You and Arthur, you did this!

[hullonurse]

[It's a better chest than her usual outfits would lead you to suspect, huh?]

Wot, captured the ship? 'Course we did, lovey, did I say otherwise? This here be our latest spoil o'war.

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[dreamtamer.livejournal.com]

[Have a small boy dressed as knight staring at this in mild horror.]

Villains! I, sir Takato cannot allow this to pass!

[hullonurse]

And what will you being doing to stop us, laddie?

[fierybluebird]

[All the deadpan... and hula dancer swagger.]

Oi oi. Don't you know that there's consequences to such declarations?

[Mind you, between the hula skirt, seashell bikini, and fruity blue moon in his hand, threatening he is not.]

[hullonurse]

Aye, we be expectin' those. Thinkin' we can handle 'em quite well though, it's something of our speciality.

[noblemen.livejournal.com]

[ Well he was going to respond seriously, be instead he'll just be taking a sip of something or the other he's found and eyeing Marco with a quirked brow. ]

Now, you has to be telling us; you supposed to be some sort of bonny lass, are you? [ Pulling out his plastic EXTREMELY DANGEROUS sword to motion to him. ] And what be's more than that, you expect to be threatening us dressed like a poofy fuck, you does? Burn me, I've seen Spanish princesses more frightening than that, boy.

[peachflowers.livejournal.com]

Captain Kirkland... ma'am? [MAN SHE IS JUST SO LOST.]

[hullonurse]

Aye, love?

[aristocravat.livejournal.com]

[Have French!Austria staring up at the ship.]

Excuse me...

[You'd be lucky to be able to hear him from a foot away.]

I am told that there are a number of Frenchmen on-board this ship.

[Nothing suspicious about this situation.

Nope.]

[hullonurse]

Rot me, I hope not. [Looks Austria down at Austria. Something is odd...] Don't worry, we'll soon have 'em walkin' the plank.

[noblemen.livejournal.com]

Aye! [ Whoops he probably should have told Rosemary about this plan first, oh well. He takes off his hat and strolls in such a dignified manner to the edge of the ship. ] They're waiting for you on board, your majesty. Would you like me to come down and escort you up?

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[starspangledhero]

[ America looks like a vampire, and though he has the inherent need to act like an idiot suck blood, he's a little distracted. Mainly because of Rosmary's exposing shirt but you know, WHATEVER. ]

...What am I looking at right now.

[hullonurse]

The greatest captain of the seven seas that ever sailed across them, lad.

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[nihonna.livejournal.com]

[ oh shit she's kind of okay with this

okay yeah really okay with this ]

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

"Fun"... I do not know about that, but indeed, that sort of role truly suits England-san... [ oh god this entire event is giving her the most horrible doujinshi ideas ]

[nicetomatoes.livejournal.com]

Ah, your ship. Such a mess! [Pouting a little, and fiddling with the feather duster in her hands.

She may also be leaning forward in a way that shows off her own cleavage she can play this game too miss pirate.]

[hullonurse]

[And the boob-off begins...]

I beg your pardon? [Oh wait] I mean- Yarr, lass, I be keeping my ship in right good condition, I'll be havin' ye knowin'.

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[madamefatale.livejournal.com]

[ She frowns at the pirate queen on the communicator, setting it propped against something while she tends to her hair, adjusting the powdered wig just so. ]

How quaint. I do not suppose you have seen my husband - no, no that doesn't sound right, Austria as of late? I have been looking for him. Perhaps there will even be a reward in store.

[hullonurse]

["Captain Kirkland" smirks back at the other woman, tipping her hat back slightly to see better.]

I might have, aye. What kind of reward are we talking about here, m'sweet?

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[dontcallmegol.livejournal.com]

{I SEE YOU'VE MET MY ATTACK LION!

Ahem, I mean. In the flutter of an impressive white coat there stands a man on 'your' ship. One Portgas D. Ace and he doesn't look impressed or amused by this. Even if he weren't a Marine this sort of behavior would never fly. He'll just be taking back what is rightfully his.

Lets just hope he doesn't get too sucked into his role to accidentally BURN THE PIRATE SHIP DOWN.}

You two are ballsy I'll give you that. {He's casually removing a white glove from his hand.}

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[noblemen.livejournal.com]

Aye, that we be's. [ And now it's time to approach this man, the most professional out of the lot on board thus far, as he isn't in a lion costume or dressed up like a hula dancer, and then to smile and pause, just a few paces short of him. ] But that bite won't take, matey. Compliments are for corsairs, and brutality for buccaneers. [ He leans forward and flashes him a grin. ]

Savvy?