Long May She Reign

[After being missing for almost a fortnight, England is finally returning to her flat in Latimir. Coughing and sneezing, she falls onto her bed and pulls the blankets over her. She nearly falls asleep before she decides that she should probably say something over the communicators, obviously everyone has missed her dearly!

She's too lazy to bother with text so she just turns the voice feature on.]

Well... Hullo, everyone. Sorry I haven't really been about lately. Been... Holed up with a good book, yes, got quite distracted. [Sneezes. Why yes she is going to pretend she didn't fall in a ditch and get stuck there for two weeks.] Would anyone mind catching me up? If I did miss anything, I mean.


... Oh, and someone should go fetch America. He fell in that ditch again.