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[Upon the deck of the Weather Hardy, there stands the perfect image of a pirate queen (yes, that's what she's actually wearing) in all her splendor, smirking down at the communicator.]

Yarr, we here be claiming this ship in the name of England. [But, Rosemary, you're a pirate, pirates don't claim things in the name of their country-] If ye be wanting it back, we'll require all your gold, jewels and rum. [Yeah, that sounds more pirate-ish.] Then maybe we'll be considerin' your request, after you've begged a little.

[In the background, a male, English voice can be heard shouting something pirate-ish and those with good eyes might be able to make out the male England dressed similarly.]

In the meantime, you'll all be addressin' me as Captain Kirkland, and any scurvy dog who doesn't will feel the edge of my sword.

... [After letting that sink in, her smirk grows just a little and her voice drops back to her more normal, refined accent.] This is all rather fun, isn't it?

[ooc; Yeah, both England's have "commandeered" the Weather Hardy. I'll be responding to threads but be prepared for viscous threadjacking by Male England on occasion too. This here be lawless waters, savvy?]

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Date: 2011-11-15 02:23 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (And what visage are you in now?)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
No, I've got blood to suck, women to seduce, and make a crazy guy eat spiders and bid his loyalty to me!

Yeah? And who's gonna stop me?

...Wait what kind of snack.

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Date: 2011-11-15 02:27 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (PC LOAD LETTER? The fuck does that mean?)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
.......Depends. On a scale of 1 to Bella Swan, how enamored are you with me right now?

[ I don't even care that Twilight isn't in 1969 AMERICA CAN BREAK TIME AND SPACE TO MAKE THIS JOKE. ]

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Date: 2011-11-15 02:34 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (You threw the manual in a supernova?)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
What if I take my shirt off?

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Date: 2011-11-15 02:36 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Of course the most troubling question is)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
I'm undead, I don't chill!











What if you take your shirt off?

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Date: 2011-11-15 02:38 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Oh sweetie; don't feel bad.)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
Yeah, I can uh, see that. I meant all off.

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Date: 2011-11-15 02:44 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (With me? You mean to say... as in sex?)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
...It'll increase my allure?

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Date: 2011-11-15 02:48 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Tell me: what do you know)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
No harm in trying! [ at this point he's convincing himself that somehow, her shirt off will make him a better vampire. it's not even a ploy anymore. it legitimate absurd reasoning. ]

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Date: 2011-11-15 02:50 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
You only say that because you don't understand vampirism! You know nothing of my kind.

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Date: 2011-11-15 02:55 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (And what visage are you in now?)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
Then you'd know that you can't ground vampires and shirtlessness is a signature trait of supernatural creatures!

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Date: 2011-11-15 05:05 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (She's obviously a vampire!)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
Yeah, right. And pirates can use real English!
Edited Date: 2011-11-15 05:05 am (UTC)

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Date: 2011-11-19 02:41 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
...What's a scunner?

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