† 002 [Video; English + Italian]
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hullonurse[The communicator turns on suddenly as it's knocked out of England's pocket as she goes crashing to the ground, Romana on top of her and yelling in Italian.]
Cagna!
[England shoves at Romana, trying to get her off her, and soon the two women are rolling around on the floor, clawing at each other and fighting.]
Speak fucking English if you want to insult me, you fucking-
[England cuts herself off with a short screech as Romana manages to grab hold of one of her pigtails. England punches her hard in the side in response. Romana cringes and pushes England hard, trying to shove her back onto the ground to get the top position. England scrambles to rectify the situation but tugs a little too hard on Romana's blouse, causing a few of the buttons to break off. Neither of the women pay them much mind though and keep fighting each other, trying to get the upper hand, far closer than they would ever like to be under normal circumstances and panting for air...]
[Until Romana finally pulls back just far enough to give England a good slap on the cheek before England punches her again, this time in the face.]
[There are options here as to how you guys can respond because me and Meg are awesome that way! Put the letter you choose in your subject line and we'll response accordingly, probably in separate threads because time zones are evil things unless the thread demands otherwise. Threadjacking may be involved.
A: The fight is still ongoing when you catch this post and you're all settled in to watch. Maybe grab the popcorn, maybe interrupt. If you pick this option, we'll probably do a three person thread (Your character > Romana > England) until they interrupt them.
B: The fight is over and the girls are left with tears in their clothes and short of breath! Wanna ask them what the hell they were fighting like this for?]
Cagna!
[England shoves at Romana, trying to get her off her, and soon the two women are rolling around on the floor, clawing at each other and fighting.]
Speak fucking English if you want to insult me, you fucking-
[England cuts herself off with a short screech as Romana manages to grab hold of one of her pigtails. England punches her hard in the side in response. Romana cringes and pushes England hard, trying to shove her back onto the ground to get the top position. England scrambles to rectify the situation but tugs a little too hard on Romana's blouse, causing a few of the buttons to break off. Neither of the women pay them much mind though and keep fighting each other, trying to get the upper hand, far closer than they would ever like to be under normal circumstances and panting for air...]
[Until Romana finally pulls back just far enough to give England a good slap on the cheek before England punches her again, this time in the face.]
[There are options here as to how you guys can respond because me and Meg are awesome that way! Put the letter you choose in your subject line and we'll response accordingly, probably in separate threads because time zones are evil things unless the thread demands otherwise. Threadjacking may be involved.
A: The fight is still ongoing when you catch this post and you're all settled in to watch. Maybe grab the popcorn, maybe interrupt. If you pick this option, we'll probably do a three person thread (Your character > Romana > England) until they interrupt them.
B: The fight is over and the girls are left with tears in their clothes and short of breath! Wanna ask them what the hell they were fighting like this for?]
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Date: 2011-09-08 06:06 am (UTC)I'm America! The one, the only, and the best! ...But I guess I'm not the only anymore, since apparently there's a girl version of me somewhere, but I'm the only version I'm familiar with!
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Date: 2011-09-08 06:08 am (UTC)America.
[.... yes she did just hang up, please, feel free to call back though, not like she knows how to block these things.]
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Date: 2011-09-08 06:17 am (UTC)RING RINGGGGGGG America has nothing else to do this afternoon okay. ]
2/an unexpected 2 whoops
Date: 2011-09-08 06:18 am (UTC)Totes fine~
Date: 2011-09-08 02:09 pm (UTC)...And stop that. The noise. [What are you, five?]
<3
Date: 2011-09-08 08:29 pm (UTC)Hey, there you are! I was just checkin' to see what's up, why ya'll were fighting, solve all your problems and save the world. You know, the usual!
*3*
Date: 2011-09-09 12:58 am (UTC)...Solving my problems, saving the world? [Bitter bitter laugh] But how, dropping a few more bombs? That'll save the world, won't it America.
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Date: 2011-09-09 02:36 am (UTC)...So who and when are you, again?
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Date: 2011-09-09 02:52 am (UTC)Italy Romana, figlio di puttana. ['son of a bitch'...]
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Date: 2011-09-09 02:58 am (UTC)You're the girl version of South Italy? Well, that explains the blind rage...
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Date: 2011-09-09 03:02 am (UTC)Idiota. Why do you think I want to fucking talk with you. Go to hell.
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Date: 2011-09-09 03:14 am (UTC)Yup, definitely South Italy. Uh. No thanks?
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Date: 2011-09-09 03:18 am (UTC)You're from what, the 60's si? That's what Francia said. Now what did you and England do in August 1943? Are you too fucking dumb to remember it? Because when you do you'll understand that you'd better stay out of my way, capire?
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Date: 2011-09-09 03:29 am (UTC)Sadly he's just glad she doesn't know about 1945 yet. ]
I... do. And really, all I can say is that we're friends in the future--er, kinda, I mean the male you is at least in my friendship club with his brother, and me and Italy--uh, North. Vene... vedi vici, Feliciano. That guy. We get along well!
I know that doesn't mean a whole lot if you're angry and hurt in your time, but I thought I'd just... say it.
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Date: 2011-09-09 03:50 am (UTC)What, the killing Mussolini and getting out of fascism part? Welp, she does, and she's quite happy with that, just disappointed it wasn't as painful as she would have liked]
You can say all you want, about the future, but now is now, and I don't want to even look at the nation who just destroyed my city, my Church, my land. So I would appreciate you hanging up right now and never coming near me again.
I can't promise my reaction will be good, or nice, if you do.
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Date: 2011-09-09 04:25 am (UTC)Mostly the HAHAHAHA ATOM BOMBS part 8( Though strangely enough he seems to actually be paying attention to what South Italy is saying. MAYBE BECAUSE HE'S BETTER AT PAYING ATTENTION TO GIRLS? Who knows. ]
Well, I can't promise that I won't come near you again, since we're living in relatively close quarters now, and sometimes we have to band together with people we don't like. [ because if America and Russia can team up to fight ghosts, anything is possible. ]
But I can give ya what space I can until a crisis comes up. Might not be much, but it's something.
[ He doesn't say that he's still open for communication and will totally violate his "NO TOUCHING" rule if she's in serious danger because he's whatever
Gothamthe world needs him to be. Or something. ](no subject)
Date: 2011-09-09 09:12 am (UTC)Is it the boobs? Do they help? The lack of untorn clothing?]
Fine. [Sounding the most put out, she doesn't want to fight any ghosts with you America.] And no we don't, I'll be perfectly capable of taking care of myself, understand?
[Wow who do you think she is Rachel Dawes? Gosh get out she is Catwoman, probably. Maybe. Maybe more Poison Ivy idk I am a Marvel kid]
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Date: 2011-09-10 01:00 am (UTC)Yeah I know. Just sayin'.
Ah, right, I'm not supposed to be talkin' to ya. Whoops! So uh, promise I won't ring you again.
[ She is Italian and therefore yes he thinks she's Rachel. Or... Marvel version would be MJ? I DUNNO I usually just watch the TV shows. HE DOES NOT EXPECT HER TO BE SIF. THERE. COMIC COMPARISON PARTLY SUCCESSFUL. ]
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Date: 2011-09-10 02:11 pm (UTC)...Grazie. [At least someone taught the kid to be semi polite even if he does get in places and bomb churches without a hint of respect.] Addio.
[Fine, but she's not dating you or whoever Harvey Dent is in this thing ok ok. askdgdks Not MJ, not a damsal gosh. And I just watch the movies, w e l p]