hullonurse: (The fascist regime)
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[After being missing for almost a fortnight, England is finally returning to her flat in Latimir. Coughing and sneezing, she falls onto her bed and pulls the blankets over her. She nearly falls asleep before she decides that she should probably say something over the communicators, obviously everyone has missed her dearly!

She's too lazy to bother with text so she just turns the voice feature on.]


Well... Hullo, everyone. Sorry I haven't really been about lately. Been... Holed up with a good book, yes, got quite distracted. [Sneezes. Why yes she is going to pretend she didn't fall in a ditch and get stuck there for two weeks.] Would anyone mind catching me up? If I did miss anything, I mean.


... Oh, and someone should go fetch America. He fell in that ditch again.

voice ✞

Date: 2011-12-04 10:10 pm (UTC)
starspangledhero: (And what visage are you in now?)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
No way! Here I was, being perfectly heroic and saving a gal in need--an England in need!--and what kind of thanks to I get? Getting thrown right into my enemy. I have no idea why she couldn't just be grateful!

[ because he's a dick who kept bragging about it, but America doesn't see why that is a problem. ]

voice ✞

Date: 2011-12-04 10:17 pm (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Zoloft and Paxil and Buspar and Xanex)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
...How could anyone not want my help? That's just not a thing that happens.

voice ✞

Date: 2011-12-04 10:20 pm (UTC)
starspangledhero: (I WOULD WARN GOD HIMSELF)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
[ SNORT. ]

Man, I invented famous. I am the very definition of famous. It's what you get when you're the biggest super power the world has seen since the Roman freaking Empire.

voice ✞

Date: 2011-12-05 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tranches.livejournal.com


[ And a snort back to you. ]

voice ✞

Date: 2011-12-05 01:54 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (I think you'll find that I'm universally)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
Yeah they do! I have a whole friendship club and I'm pretty damn great, so why wouldn't they love me unless they're a degenerate communist?

voice ✞

Date: 2011-12-05 02:00 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Fire murderer... furderer.)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
Pushed into a ditch.

voice ✞

Date: 2011-12-05 02:03 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (False. Black bear.)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
False! I'm not... completely stuck. [ yes he is ] And I do have backup. [ except it's France ]

voice ✞

Date: 2011-12-05 02:13 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Awww I wanted to be ginger!)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
You're always starving! You're gonna eat all my sweets! [ look who's talking. still, he sighs ~dramatically~ as though he is making a great sacrifice by agreeing. ] I don't got any cookie mix left, so how 'bout brownies?

voice ✞

Date: 2011-12-05 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tranches.livejournal.com


[ Ignoring the sigh. ]

voice ✞

Date: 2011-12-05 02:26 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Yes well... it's a brilliant noise)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
A terrible place.

Fine, but I get to lick the bowl.

voice ✞

Date: 2011-12-05 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tranches.livejournal.com


[ Maybe she should fly over there and save him....nah. ]

voice ✞

Date: 2011-12-07 01:39 am (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Default)
From: [personal profile] starspangledhero
You're gonna have to wait until I'm outta this ditch, though. And after I eat. Can't cook on an empty stomach!

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