† 001 [Video: English]

[hullonurse]

[There is some awkward fumbling with the communicator before it finally switches to video to reveal a disgruntled Englishwoman frowning down at it.] What is this even supposed to be? Doesn't look like a radio... [England looks around her, evidently not aware that she's being filmed.] More important is my location...

[The communicator makes some beeping noise or shows a picture or does some other communicator-like thing, shocking England and making her drop it with a quiet scream. England's legs are now visble, along with a bit of Discedo street.] Oh, nevermind! I represent the United Kingdoms of Great Britain and- ... and Ireland and I demand to know what is happening and where I am! Whoever is responsible for this, show yourself!


[England waits, but there is no response.] Oh, Lord. [Turns around on the spot, taking in her surroundings some more... And then slowly approaches one of the walls.] ... "Don't go outside... It's bad for your skin."

Well, at least they're cheerful about it.

Comments

[hullonurse]

... Sounds like a reliable fellow. [Her first thought is "pirate" but then wouldn't he wear a pirate hat?]

[fierybluebird]

[He is a pirate, so there's that. As for the cowboy hat, Ace is nothing if not unique.]

The best. So long as he doesn't fall asleep in his food.

[hullonurse]

Excellent... [Doesn't have much faith.]

[fierybluebird]

Don't worry about it. I'd trust him with my life, he's more than just capable, eh.

[hullonurse]

If you say so, dear... I might not need to go, desperately, yet, I suppose.

[fierybluebird]

If you want to stick around, you can always go check in with Shinji and Anemone. I'm not sure how Shinji left, but he's been sticking by his bar in Discedo from the start, he won't give up just for acid rain.

[hullonurse]

They're a good sort then?

[fierybluebird]

Aye. Not as much as Ace, but Anemone's cute and Shinji's a pretty good guy, eh?

Although you might want to just figure that out for yourself when you meet them.

[hullonurse]

I'm a very good judge of character, so I'm sure I shall.

[fierybluebird]

Good luck with that, eh? [Genuine, not sarcastic.]

[hullonurse]

[Isn't sure whether or not he is!] ... Thank you, dear.

[fierybluebird]

Anytime.

Oh damn that's right, I haven't introduced myself either. My apologies Miss. I'm Marco. Nice to meet you.

[hullonurse]

A pleasure, Marco, my name is England.

[fierybluebird]

Ah... nice to meet you... Miss England.

You -- forgive my saying so, but you're immensely cuter than the one we know.

[hullonurse]

W-what? I- Well, it's not like I care about anything like that, never! Why would you even say such a thing? [Blushinggggg]

[fierybluebird]

[Oh god, the moe is going to kill him.]

Aha, of course not. My apologies for suggesting such an idea, even if it was just blatant honesty.

[hullonurse]

You're- You're forgiven. [Iyaaan desu]

[fierybluebird]

Much appreciated Miss England. Or do you have another term you prefer to go by?

[hullonurse]

Miss England will do fine, unless you would particularly prefer to call me by my human name.

[fierybluebird]

Whichever you have a preference for.

[hullonurse]

Miss England then, if you please.

[fierybluebird]

As you wish Miss England.

[hullonurse]

Thank you, Marco. [Ah, people who are polite to her, they are so rare.]

[fierybluebird]

You're more than welcome.

[But she's so cute ;;]