† 001 [Video: English]

[hullonurse]

[There is some awkward fumbling with the communicator before it finally switches to video to reveal a disgruntled Englishwoman frowning down at it.] What is this even supposed to be? Doesn't look like a radio... [England looks around her, evidently not aware that she's being filmed.] More important is my location...

[The communicator makes some beeping noise or shows a picture or does some other communicator-like thing, shocking England and making her drop it with a quiet scream. England's legs are now visble, along with a bit of Discedo street.] Oh, nevermind! I represent the United Kingdoms of Great Britain and- ... and Ireland and I demand to know what is happening and where I am! Whoever is responsible for this, show yourself!


[England waits, but there is no response.] Oh, Lord. [Turns around on the spot, taking in her surroundings some more... And then slowly approaches one of the walls.] ... "Don't go outside... It's bad for your skin."

Well, at least they're cheerful about it.

Comments

[rules_the_north]

's b'cause of the acid rain.

[He is still wondering how to approach the other parts of what she said - half an hour of thinking and he's got nothing yet, so he decided to try and figure it out as he goes, or maybe not adress it and bring it up later, after hearing more. More information might help.]

[hullonurse]

[Jumps at the sound of the voice and spins around.] Who was that?

Excuse his poor English.

[satellitemecha.livejournal.com]

{OMG ANOTHER ONE. Except he doesn't know an England... well. Can't be too hard.}

Hello? You are... a Nation?

[hullonurse]

[By now she's figured out that yes, this is a radio, with pictures even!] Yes, dear, I'm England. Who is this?

[kongeriget]

It's getting weirder!

[hullonurse]

It's already strange enough!

[eroslegy.livejournal.com]

It looks like you are in Discedo!

[hullonurse]

And where would that be?

1/???

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

2/???

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

3/???

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

4/???

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

5/5

[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Bonjour, mademoiselle Angleterre.

[video]

[fierybluebird]

[Oh look! It's a smiling pineapple.]

Hello. Acid rain tends not to be great for your skin, yeah.

[video]

[hullonurse]

... Acid rain?

[humanfood.livejournal.com]

"The United Kingdoms of Great Britain and Ireland," hm?

I wouldn't just go flaunting that about, you know.

[hullonurse]

Why ever not?

[asideglance.livejournal.com]

[O-oh fem England is also cute... He is going to collect all of these cuties no wait that's a bad train of thought.

A pause.]

Ah... Has the situation been explained yet?

[hullonurse]

[So England is still getting used to these devices and isn't used to looking at small screens like this, so she doesn't really process the image for too long before her mind leaps to a certain someone.]

Japan? There you are, dear, I've been wondering. Have you heard about all this nonsense about male versions of us that I keep being told about? All seems rather ridiculous.

1/2

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

[ OH MY GOD IT'S

ACTUALLY SOMEONE SHE KNOWS AGAIN

AND IT'S NOT AMERICA THIS TIME wow this is not actually as mean as it sounds ]

[nihonna.livejournal.com]

[ no she is perfectly calm and composed about this

yes ]

Ah, England-san?

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

Aw man. Of course you'd have to show up and ruin my fun. [ Because this place is fun???? ]

[hullonurse]

You call a situation like this fun?

[kurobakaitoukid.livejournal.com]

Another nation, huh? You guys aren't all gonna start some kind of land war, are you?

[hullonurse]

I would hope not, though I can't speak for certain idiots.

[video]

[baoziaru.livejournal.com]

[China does some staring.]

...So this is what Opium would look like if he were a woman, aru. At least he lost the eyebrows.

Re: [video]

[hullonurse]

Excuse me? What who would look like?

[Video] s-sob I'm so so late, I didn't even know we had a fem!England ;-;

[luke-triton.livejournal.com]

[Staaaare.

He's only just gotten used to the country-as-people, but this lady was definitely introducing herself as a country. Except, he'd already met England. So he's really more confused than anything else. But like a proper British gentleman in training he decides he ought to say hello.]

Hello, miss!

Do...you know Mr. England, too?

[Video] It's okay!

[hullonurse]

No, but I've been hearing an awful lot about him.