† 001 [Video: English]
Aug. 1st, 2011 11:08 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hullonurse[There is some awkward fumbling with the communicator before it finally switches to video to reveal a disgruntled Englishwoman frowning down at it.] What is this even supposed to be? Doesn't look like a radio... [England looks around her, evidently not aware that she's being filmed.] More important is my location...
[The communicator makes some beeping noise or shows a picture or does some other communicator-like thing, shocking England and making her drop it with a quiet scream. England's legs are now visble, along with a bit of Discedo street.] Oh, nevermind! I represent the United Kingdoms of Great Britain and- ... and Ireland and I demand to know what is happening and where I am! Whoever is responsible for this, show yourself!
[England waits, but there is no response.] Oh, Lord. [Turns around on the spot, taking in her surroundings some more... And then slowly approaches one of the walls.] ... "Don't go outside... It's bad for your skin."
Well, at least they're cheerful about it.
[The communicator makes some beeping noise or shows a picture or does some other communicator-like thing, shocking England and making her drop it with a quiet scream. England's legs are now visble, along with a bit of Discedo street.] Oh, nevermind! I represent the United Kingdoms of Great Britain and- ... and Ireland and I demand to know what is happening and where I am! Whoever is responsible for this, show yourself!
[England waits, but there is no response.] Oh, Lord. [Turns around on the spot, taking in her surroundings some more... And then slowly approaches one of the walls.] ... "Don't go outside... It's bad for your skin."
Well, at least they're cheerful about it.
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Date: 2011-08-01 07:33 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-01 07:35 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-01 07:37 pm (UTC)Tell me, are you also a magician?
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Date: 2011-08-01 07:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-01 07:43 pm (UTC)I am a djinni.
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Date: 2011-08-01 07:48 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-01 07:54 pm (UTC)One of yours, eh? A funny thing for the empire that now rules most of the world to say— on account of us.
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Date: 2011-08-01 07:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-01 08:00 pm (UTC)It is the one I am currently [...] employed under.
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Date: 2011-08-01 08:04 pm (UTC)I may be inclined towards putting a curse or two on my enemies with my own magic, but I've never gone as far as that and I would know if anyone in my government had. My fairies would have told me if there had been any magical meddling going on behind the scenes. Kindly stop this slander, sir.
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Date: 2011-08-01 08:11 pm (UTC)Either you're incredibly misinformed, lying, or — the most unlikely — being truthful, it is far from slander on my part. One could say you may even be proud of your accomplishments.
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Date: 2011-08-01 08:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-01 08:17 pm (UTC)Well, you did have to perform the summons.
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Date: 2011-08-01 08:19 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-01 08:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-01 08:26 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-01 08:28 pm (UTC)No, no. Solid proof.
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Date: 2011-08-01 08:29 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-01 08:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-01 08:39 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-02 08:29 pm (UTC)Honestly, what year do you believe it to be?
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Date: 2011-08-02 10:45 pm (UTC)It's 1922, obviously.
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Date: 2011-08-02 10:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-08-02 10:55 pm (UTC)Think what you will, my dear, it makes no difference to me. [Sniffs. It's not like she wanted to befriend the magical creature or anything.]
... rosemary, you are adorable.
Date: 2011-08-02 10:59 pm (UTC)Fairy friends are the best kind, okay, who needs humans
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