† 001 [Video: English]

[hullonurse]

[There is some awkward fumbling with the communicator before it finally switches to video to reveal a disgruntled Englishwoman frowning down at it.] What is this even supposed to be? Doesn't look like a radio... [England looks around her, evidently not aware that she's being filmed.] More important is my location...

[The communicator makes some beeping noise or shows a picture or does some other communicator-like thing, shocking England and making her drop it with a quiet scream. England's legs are now visble, along with a bit of Discedo street.] Oh, nevermind! I represent the United Kingdoms of Great Britain and- ... and Ireland and I demand to know what is happening and where I am! Whoever is responsible for this, show yourself!


[England waits, but there is no response.] Oh, Lord. [Turns around on the spot, taking in her surroundings some more... And then slowly approaches one of the walls.] ... "Don't go outside... It's bad for your skin."

Well, at least they're cheerful about it.

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

... I am suddenly once more appreciative that Canada is here with me and not with you.

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[hullonurse]

Who? [That name sounds familiar...

Oh the other darling child that actually behaved herself (mostly)] What is she doing over there? You can bloody well leave her alone!

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

He, my little Mattie, is safe and sound with me!



He is an independent nation, now.

... I think.

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[hullonurse]

She's- He's a dominion, it's different. He still listens to me and even if he didn't have to, he would if he's anything like the Canada I know because then he would be sensible. [And everyone who is sensible listens to England.

Also in other words: Get your gross froggy hands off her little sister brother!]

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

He calls me papa.

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[hullonurse]

[And FemCanada might call FemFrance "maman" when she thinks England isn't listening but it's not like that's a sore point.]

... Shut up!

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Never. Oh, I wonder what his sister is like! I bet she is lovely and sweet and very pretty.~

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[hullonurse]

Of course she is. She takes after me. [Well, looks wise, kind of...]

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

She would have long flowing hair! Perhaps braided or pulled back softly...

And of course she would have a very fertile landscape...

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[hullonurse]

She wears her hair in pigtails, like me, it's very cute- don't talk about her landscape!

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I can only imagine--!

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[hullonurse]

Pervert! Pervert, stop that right now! I forbid you from imagining it! [Nooooo her little sister's innocence noooooo]

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

You can forbid it as much as you like, it will never stop my heart from feeling its desire!

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[hullonurse]

Leave Canada alone, you perverted frog!

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

You would like me to do so again, wouldn't you? Not this time, Mattie will remain with me, mademoiselle Rosbif.

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[hullonurse]

Please, I wouldn't trust you to take care of a house plant. He's far better off with me. [Yeah, completely forgotten about Arthur who presumably has claim to Matthew before her, whatever]

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Said the nation who produced Amerique. Mattie calls me, not Arthur, Papa, and is a nation in his own right.

You cannot trump that, Angleterre.

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[hullonurse]

There's nothing wrong with- [okay no] She got like that on her own! She was a perfectly sweet and polite child! And just because Canada happens to indulge your ridiculous fantasies doesn't mean anything! I'm sure he very much prefers... Arthur.

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

"On her own." I will take that to mean you left your Amerique alone just as Arthur did. Amerique knows nothing of Europe! Canada's manners and intelligence are all from me.

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[hullonurse]

... I spent as much time with her as I could. Shut up. [Sh-she's a good big sister.]

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

We did what we could for them.



Oh, Rose, you are so lovely, especially when you say sweet things like that.

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[hullonurse]

What did I say that was sweet? And don't call me that, it's Miss Kirkland to you, if it isn't England! [Okay she would actually be cool with just Rosemary too.]

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

I like mademoiselle Rose best.

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[hullonurse]

I don't care what you like.

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[crotchroses.livejournal.com]

Not even if you're on that list?